“He and Ruthie were waging a silent battle, and he was going to demolish her. It didn’t matter that she was a hundred years old.”
“What if they dragged her somewhere for disrupting the peace with her vomit?”
“Besides, she could be the kind of person who regularly performed ritualistic animal sacrifices in her back yard. Was it safe to drop your pants around such a woman?”
“Had his mom purchased him some manner of fruit-eating jungle monkey?”
“It was arousing and fascinating but scary, as she was weaponized, and also a little frustrating because she had so grievously re-purposed his fine cutlery.”
“Reason for damage: rogue gorilla in a mango rage.”
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